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The Bilge Pumps - Pirate Music Box: the best place to buy digital music from the band

Welcome to the Pirate Music Box, where you can download Bilge Pumps songs in DRM-free mp3 format, including some songs that have never before been available to the public and out-of-print albums like "We Don't Know" and "Broadside Buddies".
Why buy from us? Because, unlike iTunes or Amazon, all our mp3s are converted from the original master recordings at 256kbps (double CD quality) have ID3 tags fully loaded with notes about each song, including song history, performance credits, and lyrics.
We also have Deluxe Edition albums and many unreleased songs that aren't available anywhere else!

To browse songs: click on any of the column headings to sort by that column. Click on that column heading again to reverse sort.
To preview/purchase songs: click on the "Preview" button for the song, which will pop up a window giving you details, including sample audio.
To preview/purchase an entire album: click on the album image to view album details and songs.
To purchase mp3s, log in to your Ibidis Mortem Productions account.

Click below to log in or create one.



Greatest Hits Vols. I-VII
$14.99
March 21, 2026
Planned Piratehood
$19.99
February 2, 2019
Bail Money
$9.99
September 19, 2014
The Idiodyssey
[Deluxe Edition]
$10.99
October 15, 2012
A Pirate's Christmas Wish
[Deluxe Edition]
$11.99
October 14, 2010
Broadside Buddies
$9.99
March 31, 2006
Brigands with Big'uns
$9.99
March 1, 2003
Greatest Hits Vol. VIII
$9.99
January 15, 2001
We Don't Know
$7.49
March 4, 2000
Unreleased
  Song Album Writer Track Length Uploaded Cost
Preview Hark! The Pirate Band Does Sing A Pirate's Christmas Wish Traditional (alt lyrics by Craig Lutke) 40 2:02 11/04/2025 $0.99
Preview Slay Ride A Pirate's Christmas Wish Leroy Anderson (alt lyrics by C. Lutke, N. Campbell, C. Dallion) 39 2:24 11/17/2023 $0.99
Preview Captain Wenceslas A Pirate's Christmas Wish Traditional (alt lyrics by Craig Lutke) 38 2:17 11/30/2022 $0.99
Preview Edward Teach is Coming to Town A Pirate's Christmas Wish J. Fred Coots and Haven Gillespie (alt lyrics by David Ruffin) 37 1:56 12/11/2020 $0.99
Preview Up on the Poop Deck A Pirate's Christmas Wish Benjamin Hanby (alt lyrics by David Ruffin) 36 2:58 11/27/2018 $0.99
Preview Away in His Quarters A Pirate's Christmas Wish Traditional (alt lyrics by Fred Flores) 35 1:54 11/28/2017 $0.99
Preview Trimmin' in the Riggin' A Pirate's Christmas Wish Craig Lutke & Rich Eberlen 34 3:42 11/23/2015 $0.99
Preview Freezing Balls A Pirate's Christmas Wish James Lord Pierpont (altered lyrics by Rich Harrison) 33 1:24 12/04/2012 $0.99
Preview Harvey the Corpsman A Pirate's Christmas Wish Walter Rollins/Steve Nelson (alt lyrics by C. Dallion & D. Ruffin) 32 2:17 12/04/2012 $0.99
Preview Rudolph the Red-Butt Cabin Boy A Pirate's Christmas Wish Robert May & Johnny Marks (alt lyrics by Craig Lutke) 31 0:56 10/04/2010 $0.99
Preview Intro Skit - Rudolph the Red-Butt Cabin Boy A Pirate's Christmas Wish Craig Lutke 30 1:06 10/05/2010 $0.49
Preview Oh, Kwanzaa Pants A Pirate's Christmas Wish Traditional (alt lyrics by D. Ruffin, C. Lutke, C. Dallion, & J. Steinberg) 29 2:55 10/04/2010 $0.99
Preview Intro Skit - Oh, Kwanzaa Pants A Pirate's Christmas Wish David Ruffin 28 1:16 10/05/2010 $0.49
Preview A Pirate Auld Lang Syne A Pirate's Christmas Wish Robert Burns (alt lyrics by David Ruffin) 27 2:45 10/04/2010 $0.99
Preview Intro Skit - A Pirate Auld Lang Syne A Pirate's Christmas Wish Craig Lutke 26 1:37 10/05/2010 $0.49
Preview The Twelve Days of Christmas A Pirate's Christmas Wish Traditional (alt lyrics by Craig Lutke) 25 4:21 10/04/2010 $0.99
Preview Deck the Halls A Pirate's Christmas Wish Traditional (alt lyrics by David Ruffin) 24 1:40 10/04/2010 $0.99
Preview Intro Skit - Deck the Halls A Pirate's Christmas Wish Christopher Dallion 23 1:24 10/05/2010 $0.49
Preview Johnny the Steampunk Pirate A Pirate's Christmas Wish Robert May & Johnny Marks (alt. lyrics by David Ruffin) 22 1:13 10/04/2010 $0.99
Preview The Pirate Christmas Song A Pirate's Christmas Wish Mel Tormé & Bob Wells (alt lyrics by Craig Lutke) 21 1:44 10/04/2010 $0.99
Preview It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas A Pirate's Christmas Wish Meredith Wilson (alt lyrics by David Ruffin) 20 1:59 10/04/2010 $0.99
Preview I Saw Fannie Punching Santa Claus A Pirate's Christmas Wish Tommie Conner (alt. lyrics by David Ruffin) 19 1:06 10/04/2010 $0.99
Preview Intro Skit - I Saw Fannie Punching Santa Claus A Pirate's Christmas Wish Christopher Dallion 18 0:28 10/05/2010 $0.49
Preview I Saw Three Ships A Pirate's Christmas Wish Traditional (alt lyrics by David Ruffin) 17 1:26 10/04/2010 $0.99
Preview Jolly Old Saint Nicholas A Pirate's Christmas Wish Emily Huntington Miller & James R Murray (alt lyrics by David Ruffin) 16 1:12 10/04/2010 $0.99
Preview Silent Night A Pirate's Christmas Wish Franz Gruber 15 2:34 10/04/2010 $0.99
Preview Intro Skit - Silent Night A Pirate's Christmas Wish David Ruffin 14 0:45 10/05/2010 $0.49
Preview Good Pirate Men Rejoice A Pirate's Christmas Wish Henrich Seuse (alt lyrics by David Ruffin) 13 1:52 10/04/2010 $0.99
Preview Do You Hear What I Hear? A Pirate's Christmas Wish Noël Regney & Gloria Shayne Baker (alt lyrics by David Ruffin) 12 2:21 10/04/2010 $0.99
Preview We Wish You a Merry Christmas A Pirate's Christmas Wish Traditional (alt lyrics by David Ruffin) 11 1:33 10/04/2010 $0.99
Preview More Rum, Gloria! A Pirate's Christmas Wish Traditional (alt lyrics by David Ruffin) 10 2:17 10/04/2010 $0.99
Preview Intro Skit - More Rum, Gloria! A Pirate's Christmas Wish David Ruffin 9 0:42 10/05/2010 $0.49
Preview Carol of the Beers A Pirate's Christmas Wish Mykola Leontovych (alt lyrics by David Ruffin) 8 1:35 10/04/2010 $0.99
Preview Blue Christmas A Pirate's Christmas Wish Irving Berlin (alt lyrics by David Ruffin) 7 2:14 10/04/2010 $0.99
Preview A Pirate's Christmas Wish A Pirate's Christmas Wish David Ruffin & Allen Olson 6 3:41 10/04/2010 $0.99
Preview Pirating a Winter Wonderland A Pirate's Christmas Wish Felix Bernard (alt lyrics by the Bilge Pumps) 5 2:05 10/04/2010 $0.99
Preview Intro Skit - Pirating a Winter Wonderland A Pirate's Christmas Wish David Ruffin 4 0:43 10/05/2010 $0.49
Preview A Pirate's Night Before Christmas A Pirate's Christmas Wish Clement Clarke Moore (alt lyrics by David Ruffin) 3 3:43 10/04/2010 $0.99
Preview Intro Skit - A Pirate's Night Before Christmas A Pirate's Christmas Wish David Ruffin 2 1:11 10/05/2010 $0.49
Preview Pirate Yells A Pirate's Christmas Wish Jay Livingston & Ray Evans (alt lyrics by Christopher Dallion) 1 2:10 10/04/2010 $0.99

For booking information contact Craig Lutke at:
214-415-9563 or by e-mail at

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