On a beer-soaked night such as this one was, Squeegy finds true happiness means getting his eyes lopsided.

Phil gets a smooch on the cheek from John aka "Shaggy" and really seems to be leaning into it.

E has to hush Harvey up, because he knows the Corpsman is going next.

No, they're not drunk, Maroon is doped up from oral surgery and Harvey is jetlagged from the flight from England... really!

Squeegy needs help cheating from E during "The Night Pat Murphy Died". It's still tough when you're seeing double.

The true star of the drunken night is, of course, Galleon O' Galleon in civilian clothes doing a sickly lil' chair dance to "Drunken Sailor".

On the way out of the bar, a slurring patron uttered these legendary words.