The Bilge Pumps pose on the Lord Hornblower yacht where we prepared to entertain the Canadian Harley Davidson dealers.

As the ship cruised around San Diego harbor, we gave the poor passengers a taste of the toture real pirates inflict on their prisoners.

Your favorite pirates get put up at the 4-star Hyatt, as well. We must be the most important pirate band ever!

While banging around San Diego, Maroon gets reunited with the former "HMS" Rose, now renamed the Surprise.

The whole band got reunited with the Star of India as well.

Our hotel in Oceanside the second night just happened to have the world's largest pirate outside.

Once we got to the Pirate's Cove in Long Beach, things really started getting fun.

In fact, it was so much fun, Maroon had to start dancing.

But when he gets too excited, this ends up happening.

The excitement took the pirates to the main stage, where Maroon ended up dying from the stress.

Our new friends the Doxie Chicks can only politely applaud the stupidity on stage.

Hell, everyone made friends on the trip, even Harvey.

Our final show Saturday night at the nudist resort had phil dropping his pants like every other show.

The Bilge Pumps cannot prevent themselves from becoming one with the stage... it's best not to go into details.