The Bilge Pumps make a grand attempt at trying to warm up and be in tune for the show... to no avail

An arial view of the Bilge Pumps shows... uh... hey, where's the audience?

Oh yeah, there they are!

John Crow is forced to dance hard to get his tips from this crowd

The Bilge Pumps must have had too much beer at O'Malleys the night before as they break into their pee pee dance.

When Maroon dies onstage, the rest of the Bilge Pumps try to cover him... uh... cover for him.

Natty the Navigator becomes a living billboard for our show, and boy did we need it because...

...we spent half of our shows on the world's hottest stage, the Da Vinci Crane

Of course, that doesn't stop us from getting the audience up to sweat and dance with us

Looks like pirates weekend brought out some new cabin boys, I mean cabin persons.

John Crow gives the look that can only mean that Harvey has told another awful pirate joke

Suddenly, the world's cutest and most polite girl steps on to stage and melts the heart of the evil pirates