The Bilge Pumps are back in Lousiana and they're looking for your sheep!

Harvey the Corpsman's gonna lose his finger, sticking it in Splice the Rigger's dimple like that.

Harvey and Maroon the Shantyman get in a contest to see who can count the number of gay jokes in the show.

When they realize how many there are, there's no choice but to cry.

What we have here is the world's longest game of rock-paper-scissors... could go on for hours

Maroon seems to be in a celebrating mood, but the rest of the band will celebrate harder when he shaves that mustache off his face

Someone made the mistake of calling an audience member during the show... that means a free conversation with a pirate

Harvey has to make sure to pick out the cream of the lookers in the audience to get him some boogie time

John Crow couldn't make the trip on the second weekend, so only 4 Bilge Pumps were around... luckily, they were concentrated.

The stage shifts as Maroon breaks out the didjeridu and Sharkbait Simon drops the guitar to drum on "Haul, Boys, Haul".

By this point, the show has gone completely off its rails.

Sharkbait's dance revenge on Harvey is about to send him off the edge of the stage into the waiting arms of the debt collectors who came to watch the show