John Crow, Phil, and Sharkbait wait on the arrival of the tardy Maroon the Shantyman.

Once he does show up, he gets busy putting together a set list. Apparently, he was late due to his beard falling off.

Our volunteer swabbie, Austin, girds up his loins to man the shaky-cam. See his handywork below.

Finally, the group's all gathered together and ready to rock the dock.

John Crow the Cook goes in for the steal on Phil McGroin the First Mate. That's hardly a fitting way to send him off... or it's just perfect.

The Cook appears to be having flashbacks to his Easy Rider days.

Maroon's expression of pain is either a result of some bad tacos or listening to Sharkbait's guitar playing.

Sharkbait seems to be taking lessons on how to dance in "The Full Monty".

I know pirates can get arrested from breaking a lot of laws... but cock fighting?

Phil shows exactly how hot it is outside in September in Texas... or I should say his shirt shows it.

This expression pretty much sums up Sharkbait Simon's thoughts on being in the band.