The Bilge Pumps have arrived at Chandler's Landing Marina... except for John Crow the Cook, who still seems to be lost at sea

Sharkbait Simon the Scapegoat gets a faceful of vibrating didjeridu from Maroon the Shantyman

Then Maroon decides that John Crow wasn't using his mic anyway.

The pirates concentrate their vocal power to destroy the eardrums of the people who only came for the free food.

Splice the Rigger finally discovers where his hands have been... and why does Harvey the Corpsman look so happy?

This poor lady discovers what it's like to be inside a pirate sandwich

John Crow officiates the latest pirate wedding where the guest are clearly deaf.

By the end of the night, John Crow was showing the wear and tear that a keg of beer can bring on