Harvey the Corpsman does his best Jesus Christ Superstar impersonation on the main stage.

Even our friends who came to watch the show can barely hold down their lunch

Harvey seems to have some competition as to who can pull off the best Harvey Dance

Phil apparently got a bad case of crabs during "Drunken Sailor".

So Harvey helps him cover up the problem... probably a bit too forcefully.

If you didn't know what was going on here, this picture would be really freaky. Aw, who are we kidding? It's freaky anyway.