How do you fit 6 pirates on a 3-man stage? Easy, you just knock 3 of 'em off the stage.

John Crow tries to convince the rest of the gang that he is the pirate king and it is, it is a glorious thing.

It looks like Phil and Harvey have been at sea waaaay too long and get a bit touchy-feely.

The Bilge Pumps are really just on stage to kill time before Tartanic begins their show.

John Crow stops Galleon from going into another obscure Firefly joke.

Since it we were guest performers/auditioners, we figured we'd sing one of our best songs, "The Dark Lady".

Phil offers a drink the the crowd to help them ease the pain of watching the show.

Now that the audience is all enebriated, Fanny and Lyssa pounce on them to sell CD's.

Nature itself rebels against the Bilge Pumps as the vines close in on Maroon.

Galleon eats a hearty bowl of pirate stew to keep his strength up for a long night with Harvey.

Then Galleon abruptly realizes what Harvey has planned and goes on a hunger strike.

Harvey prepares to pounce on the audience. He gets a little more senile with every show.

The Queen of England drops by to take in the show, but she might have regretted her decision.

Fire Maringo
Nothing impresses a festival owner like a monotonous pirate dirge.
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The Black Ball Line
Doing all sorts of naughty things to dead guys.
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