Here are some of the cyber ports that did not kick us out immediately and send us to bed without our rum. To us, that makes them friendly.
Pirate Sites | Acts And Shows | Venues, Festivals, & Pubs | Music Sites | Music Acts
Nautical & Sailing | Piratey Goods | Miscellaneous & Personal Pages | Link Image
PIRATE SITES
ACTS, SHOWS, AND GROUPS        
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Brian Wendling - aka Bob the Juggler, who seems like such a nice guy until he stands on a tightrope juggling knives. That's gotta be evil.    
Bret Roberts - An entertaining soul with a heart made of coal.. or sole.. or something.
Ded Bob - Classic example of how to haunt people from the grave.
The Dragon Attack Stunt Show - Getting medieval on ourselves. See the Bilge Pumps in high-flying stunt action!
The Duelists - True masters of the dueling art. Of course, real artists would cut their ears off like Van Gogh.
The Ladies of the Salty Kiss - A pirate comedy crew with not a single bloke among 'em! Who wouldn't like that?
The Merfolk - These mermaids (and men) are our favorite flotilla of flippered fans.
The Musical Blades - Hard hitting pirate music, meaning that they swordfight and sing... sometimes at the same time.
Smee and Blogg - These executioners'll have you laughing so hard, your head will fall off. That's good, right?
The Stilt Lady - Terrie Lutke's many characters are available for those lookin' for 8 foot pirate women to (ahem) flesh out their crew.
The Washing Well Wenches - These gal pals of ours have shared a stage and many dirty jokes with us.
MUSIC ACTS        
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Bedlam Bards - Hawk and Cedric will be sure to entertain, especially if you're drunk.
The Counterfeit Bards - A quartet of musicians that plays so sweet and nice, it makes ya just wanna take potshots at 'em.
Craig of Farrington - Smooth and fun minstrel who earns the title of closest singer at a faire. Wrote the "3 Song"
Diane the Bard (a.k.a. the Bard O'Neill) - A great singer who's just plain fun to spend time drinking with.
The Dublin Doubles - Rolickin' brother and sister (+1) pirate combo that likes to ask about your trousers.
The Doxie Chicks - Fun name, fun group that we met in California. They can fiddle and faddle with the best of 'em.
Gypsy Soul - True, they're not a ren faire group, but they are one of Maroon's favorites, so here they are.
Alexander James Adams - Legendary and very awesome Celtic singer-songwriter who wrote "March of Cambreadth".
Howl-o - Great sounding, frolicking, musical duo that puts fun back in the word "clap".
The Jolly Rogers - A pirate group performing out of Kansas City.
The Pride O' Bedlam - Facebook page of our pirate buddies from TRF. Great crew to hide from the law with.    
Schooner Fare - The brothers Romanoff are spreading the love of all things nautical to the world.
The Sea Dogs - A huge West coast pirate band... well, not huge individually... uh... I mean there's 15 of em, dammit!
Tullamore - Awesome 3 piece band. Fully stocked with 2 good lookin' women and a guy... who's pretty good lookin' too.
VENUES, FESTIVALS, & PUBS        
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MUSIC SITES        
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Bilgemunky - Any site with a name like that deserves to get sniffed out... and spanked!
Cantaria: The Bards - List of songs, lyrics, and MIDI's for artists represented by Chivalry.
Modern Bard - Rapidly becoming the be-all and end-all of sites for listing renfaire musicians' music for sale.
Mudcat Discussion Forum - Detailed listing of traditional folk songs. Lyric search included.
Rambles - A musical review site that gives the skinny on us hard working bands.
RenaissanceFestivalMusic.com - Home of the Ren Festival Podcast, giving you music from the faire performers.
Renradio - The coolest place on the 'net to check out the music of the ren faire artists.
Texas Gigs - Giving info and schedules on all the bands and venues in the Lone Star State.
TheSeaShanty.net - A site dedicated to that loveliest of all work songs.
NAUTICAL & SAILING        
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Good Old Boat Magazine - You got a good old boat? Of course you do. Not go read about everyone elses.
San Diego Maritime Museum - Home of the tall ships Star of India , H.M.S. Surprise , Californian and more!
Tall Ship Rose - Now renamed to Surprise and featured in "Master and Commander". The largest wooden ship still sailing.
      Check out Maroon the Shantyman's trip on the Rose here
Tall Ship U.S.S. Constitution - "Old Ironsides". The undefeated wooden ship of the US Navy.
Texas Seaport Museum - Home of the Tall Ship Elissa , an iron-sided barque based in Galveston, TX with the nicest crew around!
PIRATEY GOODS        
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Clip Clocks - Ever wonder why we stare at our nipples so much onstage? Now you know.    
Goodies Unlimited - Soaps and lotions to make you not smell quite to pirate-like.
Marti Melville - Author of Midnight Omen Deja Vu, the worlds first time-travel pirate novel.
Pirate Mod - A quite swashbuckling stash of pirate shirt with traditional and original jolly rogers on 'em.
The Pirate's Cove - Our friends at the Pirate's Cove are gonna hook you up, pirate-style... with a real hook!
Renboots.com - Want new boots so ya can look piratical? Here's a good place to spend yer loot
Renshirts.com - 'Cause, unless you wanna get arrested, there's no wearing renboots without a renshirt... and pants.
Sablewood Village - A community of old-world craftsmen making unique items for you.
SteelDrumMallets.com - Maroon the Shantyman's own store where he makes and sells steel pan mallets.
Stormwatch Jewelry - These guys have nice jewelry for sale. Since they're friends, though, we can't steal it, dammit!
Woody's Smokehouse - By far the best meat jerkey on the planet. The Bilge Pumps proudly consider themselves addicts.
MISCELLANEOUS AND PERSONAL PAGES        
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