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Oh, Kwanzaa Pants
(Traditional, altered lyrics by David Ruffin, Craig Lutke, Christopher Dallion, and Josh Steinberg)

Oh, Kwanzaa pants, Oh ,Kwanzaa pants, how festive are your colors?
Your red and yellow, orange, black. I think I want my money back
Oh, Kwanzaa pants, Oh, Kwanzaa pants, how festive are your colors?

Oh, Kwanzaa pants, Oh, Kwanzaa pants, you giveth in abundance
Your brilliant hues, your dulcet tones have scrambled all my rods and cones
Oh, Kwanzaa pants, Oh, Kwanzaa pants, you giveth in abundance

Oh, Kwanzaa pants, Oh, Kwanzaa pants, your vision makes me nauseous
About the pants, we like to sing. They´re better than some rapper's bling
Oh, Kwanzaa pants, Oh, Kwanzaa pants, your vision makes me nauseous

Oh, Kwanzaa pants, Oh, Kwanzaa pants, you wrap me in your wonder
From Africa, you come each year. I´ll wear you if there´s lots of beer
Oh, Kwanzaa pants, Oh, Kwanzaa pants, you wrap me in your wonder

Oh, Kwanzaa pants, Oh, Kwanzaa pants, you are a Christmas rainbow
You´re soft and supple on my butt, but barely fit around my gut
Oh, Kwanzaa pants, Oh, Kwanzaa pants, you are a Christmas rainbow

Oh, Kwanzaa pants, Oh, Kwanzaa pants, you really are a legend
Buying you was no mistake. You hide the stains that pirates make
Oh, Kwanzaa pants, Oh, Kwanzaa pants, you really are a legend

Oh, Kwanzaa pants, Oh, Kwanzaa pants, delusion is your fancy
Your joyous love, it really shows, for a holiday that no one knows
Oh, Kwanzaa pants, Oh, Kwanzaa pants, delusion is your fancy


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214-415-9563 or by e-mail at

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