Hark! The Pirate Band Does Sing (Traditional, alt. lyrics by Craig Lutke)
Hark! The Pirate band does sing
Kidnapping your new offspring
Peace on earth just makes us riled
FBI has us profiled
Boy, full does that mainsail rise
Merchants we love to surprise
We are prob'ly most to blame
'Cross the world we are condemned
Hark! The pirate band does sing
Stealing gold from our new king
Heisted goods we haul onboard
Priced to sell at the next port
Straight in time, we beat our drum
Though the rhythm's tough for some
Quailing from us, ships do flee
Jail is something we'll not see
Please ignore the pungent smell
We've not bathed since last Noel
Hark! The pirate band does sing
From the noose, we'll never swing
Into the crew, sailors get pressed
Never will we use finesse
Prizes, jewels, and golden rings
We will take your precious things
While we drink your tankards dry
Mourn you for the rum gone bye
Your fruitcake expands our girth
Scorn us for our greater worth
Hark! The pirate band does sing
We will steal your everything
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