The newest Bilge Pumps T-shirt features the Bilge Pumps skull and flintlocks on the front left breast with the front page of the "Inquisitioner" newspaper on the back. The headlines on the Inquisitioner chronicle some of the crazy life of the Bilge Pumps as we sail through history.

When you're wearing one of these fine articles of clothing, you get bought beer all the time. It's a proven fact!

Plus, if you give one to your boyfriend/girlfriend/latest conquest then they'll be certain to respect you in the morning.