These Bilge Pumps T-Shirts have a new log on the front where you get to determine what your Bilge Pumps do for you... suck or blow. Bilge Pumps are equally adept at both, ya know.

When you're wearing one of these fine articles of clothing, you get bought beer all the time. It's a proven fact! (Granted, most of it is thrown at you) Plus, if you give one to your boyfriend/girlfriend/latest conquest then they'll be certain to respect you in the morning.