This 17" x 11" towel is the perfect thing for a pirate to carry around!

Not only will it proudly display to the world what pirate band you listen to with it's skull and flintlocks logo on it, it will also clean up the nastiest mess a pirate can think of... a spilled drink!

You can use this baby to soak up that spilled alcohol and then wring it out over your mouth and not lose a drop. That's the way a pirate does it, baby!